Good Morning, Day, Afternoon, Evening, Night and Happy Whatevers #5

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I had the most wierd dream last night, no, there were no delightful ladies starring.

I found myself locked in a huge bakery that made billions of pork pies.
Well, I tried every square inch of that place looking for a way out (grabbing a pork pie every now and then), but it was useless, I was a prisoner.
Then, I hit upon a plan (after my 53rd pork pie), I decided to gorge myself on more of those pies, and if I managed to eat every pie in the building, then my belly would expand so much, it would just push the walls out.
I woke up in a sweat, took a long swig of water, and do you know what, I don't think I'll be able to look at another pork pie. 😊
 
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