Good morning, day, afternoon evening, night, happy whatever etc. #6-New !

[Ruthanne]

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[Ruthanne]

 

[Tish]

 

[Pinky]

 

[CallMeKate]

 

[timoc]

Goodmorning all of you fine people.

Half an hour ago I opened my front door, and there stacked neatly on my step were 6 parcels.... and only one of them was mine.
The courier was too lazy to deliver the other parcels to houses very close by, just taking it for granted that I would do his job.
I won't report him, but I'll give him a right bollocking next time he comes here.

Anyway, it's big smile time, I'm wearing mine, have you switched yours on?

Have a smashing day.... erm, I don't mean go around smashing things, well, only if you want to.

 

[katlupe]

 

[Pappy]

Good morning to all of you….

 

[Mizmo]

 

[Lewkat]

Goodmorning all of you fine people.

Half an hour ago I opened my front door, and there stacked neatly on my step were 6 parcels.... and only one of them was mine.
The courier was too lazy to deliver the other parcels to houses very close by, just taking it for granted that I would do his job.
I won't report him, but I'll give him a right bollocking next time he comes here.

Anyway, it's big smile time, I'm wearing mine, have you switched yours on?

Have a smashing day.... erm, I don't mean go around smashing things, well, only if you want to.

Always a smile for you Tim, lad.

 

[Lewkat]

 

[timoc]

Always a smile for you Tim, lad.

This made me smile, Lois.

A Wee Bit of Scottish Compassion

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England, Wales and Scotland,
were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said,
"'ave ya ever been f*cked, laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said, "No".
She said, "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."

 

[Trila]

I'm awake, sort of...

 

[DebraMae]

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[Tish]

 

[Mizmo]

 

[timoc]

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"Tim's got 2" wide windows and I like to watch his TV."

 

[timoc]

Well my lovely friends, I'm struggling to keep these old eyes of mine open, so I'll wish you all a comfortable nights sleep with cuddly dreams.

Night night.

 

[katlupe]

 

[Ruthanne]

Goodmorning all of you fine people.

Half an hour ago I opened my front door, and there stacked neatly on my step were 6 parcels.... and only one of them was mine.
The courier was too lazy to deliver the other parcels to houses very close by, just taking it for granted that I would do his job.
I won't report him, but I'll give him a right bollocking next time he comes here.

Anyway, it's big smile time, I'm wearing mine, have you switched yours on?

Have a smashing day.... erm, I don't mean go around smashing things, well, only if you want to.

I'd like to but don't have the energy

 

[CallMeKate]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Pinky]

Turning in early tonight, as I initially woke up at 2:30 a.m.
Yawn .. have a good night, dear forum friends.