Good news

[Lon]

I have drastically reduced my Speaking Fee to $25,000 plus expenses with no changes in my CHARITABLE FOUNDATION.

 

[Carla]

What exactly do you speak about?

 

[Lon]

What exactly do you speak about?

Just about anything you like, I'm easy.

 

[Ruthanne]

Oh my Lon. Where is your next speaking engagement? What will you speak on then?

 

[Manatee]

I keep getting told to shut up.

 

[Lon]

Oh my Lon. Where is your next speaking engagement? What will you speak on then?

I will be speaking at the Redwood Psychiatric Hospital Senior Ornithology Group and will be speaking on the Mating Habits of The Yellow Bellied Sapsucker.

 

[tnthomas]

I have drastically reduced my Speaking Fee to $25,000 plus expenses with no changes in my CHARITABLE FOUNDATION.

Well, we are sure lucky to "hear" you speak here on the forum for free. :distracted:

 

[Sunny]

Here's all you will ever need to know about the yellow bellied sapsucker. You can forward the $25,000 fee to my home!

http://www.borealbirds.org/bird/yellow-bellied-sapsucker