Google "the whizzinator" before reading

I sometimes watch simple, non-famous (/non-infamous) court hearings on YouTube. Some of the judges are funny, some are salt-of-the-earth, and some of the people facing them are out of their minds. It's pretty entertaining.

Anyway, I watched one of the funnier judges reprimand a defendant after he attempted to use a whizzinator during a drug test.

I had to look up the word whizzinator.

I not only found several websites explaining what it is, and it is a thing that actually exists, I found images of it, too. Apparently, more and more people are using whizzinators to pass court-ordered and employee-mandated drug tests.

And it's not only criminals on probation using them, but also parents who have open cases with child protective services, police officers, and others whose employers require regular drug testing, including nurses, doctors, truck drivers, cabbies, etc.
 

Some companies are working on breathalyzers for things like pot. The urine test will be outdated especially if one wants an on the spot/current test and not a history if you will.
 
I sometimes watch simple, non-famous (/non-infamous) court hearings on YouTube. Some of the judges are funny, some are salt-of-the-earth, and some of the people facing them are out of their minds. It's pretty entertaining.

Along the same line.
There are two ID network shows I love- Late Night Lockup. It's about wackos getting arrested @ 3:30 AM. The other is about people getting arrested for crimes committed while they were naked. You would think there wouldn't be that many, but there are.
 
On the ID channel, I just heard the best answer from a drunk. A woman ran off a loading dock with her car, and was arrested for drunk driving. The cop asked her if she had any weapons on her, and she replied, " I only have my vibrator." 🙂
 
"I only have my vibrator."

Juuust in case cops don't know one when they see it; miss-identification prevention.

5 cops rush in to find it.

Cop to lady: Is it loaded?

Cop to partner: Okay, we don't wanna touch that....uh, miss, can you describe it?

Young cop bags it as "evidence".
 


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