Got dibs on where you're going to spend eternity?

...... cremation ..... In 1963, the Catholic Church started to allow cremation as long as it wasn't for the purposes of being a "statement against the Church" (whatever that means). ......

Is that sort of like having "impure thoughts"? You know, nobody can prove it but God knows what you're thinking and it's up to the Church to consider the possibility that you are having these thoughts ...... and punish you ..... assuming that you're agonizing over feelings of guilt and spill the beans in the confessional. That'll cost you 20 Our Fathers, 15 Hail Mary's, and 10 Glory Be's!
 


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