Guess who?

[Ralphy1]

Please don't tell the bishop, it is Father Ralphy. I am sneaking in for a moment because I miss you and hope that you miss me. Yes, I liked Madonna in Evita, and I also hope that you say hello.

 

[IKE]

Buongiorno Padre.

 

[Ralphy1]

Thank you, my son, and the same to you.

 

[Shalimar]

Hey! Bonjour!

 

[Ralphy1]

Yes! Bonjour, my child, and please feel free to use my services while you can if you wish, as I might have to leave quickly if I think that I am being watched.

 

[Ameriscot]

Padre, I have some dirty secrets to confess.....emmm....never mind.

 

[Ralphy1]

Well, at least you could share something about your feet for us to think about.

 

[Shalimar]

Feet? Some of us wear delicate toe rings on our painted little toes.

 

[Ralphy1]

Oooh, tell us more and post some pics...

 

[Ameriscot]

I have pics of my feet on the beach, but you wouldn't find them attractive....unless you are weirder than I thought.

 

[Ralphy1]

You are probably too critical of this area of your body. I'm sure that some of us would fine them fine. So, let the good father decide.

 

[IKE]

Trust me Annie.......I've got a feeling that Father Ralphy is probably A LOT weirder than any of us thought.

 

[Ralphy1]

Now, now, I am just trying to relate as people tend to think that priests are too remote.