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Very British Problems when having a haircut
1 Insisting the temperature is “fine” as what must be water from a kettle is
poured over your head.
2 Never feeling more tense than when fighting against the pleasant feeling of
the head massage.
3 Showing a photo of you when you were 10 years younger and three stone
lighter and asking, “Can you make me look like this, please?”
4 Accepting a complimentary drink as if you’ve just been offered £500 in
cash.
5 Being gripped by the sadness of having to assess your own face for ages in the hairdresser’s mirror.
6 Rearranging your hands and accidentally looking like you’re doing
something devious under the cape.
7 Being thrilled at seeing the back of your head for the first time since your
last haircut.
8 Feeling consumed by guilt as you’re encouraged to stand up and cover the
clean floor with bits of hair.
9 Being mystified as to how “what have you done?” somehow leaves your
mouth as “excellent, thank you very much!”
10 Waiting until you’re at least 50 strides away from the building until you
completely restyle your head in a coffee-shop window.
From @soverybritish
1 Insisting the temperature is “fine” as what must be water from a kettle is
poured over your head.
2 Never feeling more tense than when fighting against the pleasant feeling of
the head massage.
3 Showing a photo of you when you were 10 years younger and three stone
lighter and asking, “Can you make me look like this, please?”
4 Accepting a complimentary drink as if you’ve just been offered £500 in
cash.
5 Being gripped by the sadness of having to assess your own face for ages in the hairdresser’s mirror.
6 Rearranging your hands and accidentally looking like you’re doing
something devious under the cape.
7 Being thrilled at seeing the back of your head for the first time since your
last haircut.
8 Feeling consumed by guilt as you’re encouraged to stand up and cover the
clean floor with bits of hair.
9 Being mystified as to how “what have you done?” somehow leaves your
mouth as “excellent, thank you very much!”
10 Waiting until you’re at least 50 strides away from the building until you
completely restyle your head in a coffee-shop window.
From @soverybritish
