My neighbor just erected his 12 foot high skeleton 7 days ago. Last year he knocked it down in January, and without a place to store it (I guess) he just let it lay on the ground so that it couldn't be seen from the road unless you knew it was there. So it's up 5 months a year. Now there's a guy who knows how to celebrate the most important holiday of the year!
Stupid Halloween Idea, # 3,001
I've always wanted to stuff some old clothes, so it looks like a dead guy. Stick an ax in its back, and leave it on the side of the road.