Have you ever had Petty Rules ruin your day ?

I call for an immediate boycott of all French products, all wooden matches, and anything with an image of the Eiffel Tower on it. This weekend I will smash the two ashtrays I bought in France that say ”Souvenir of Paris” on the front and “Made in Upper Volta” on the bottom. Furthermore I call for an immediate boycott of all French restaurants anywhere. Shut them down!!!! And we will be picketing McDonalds until they stop selling French Fries!!! The oppressor must be challenged everywhere!!
I forgot French Toast. it must be cancelled even though the French don't ever eat the stuff.
 

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