OldEngineer
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I was watching TV and was inspired to make up this joke. What do you think & do you have any original jokes or sayings?
A man and woman were out on a first date. The conversation was slow at first but at the end she was very interested in learning more about him. When the bill came, she held her breath a little as the waiter placed it on the table. She stiffened as he picked it up. Then to her horror, he brought out a hand-held calculator. She involuntarily let out a barely audible moan which he heard. He quickly looked up and said 'ha-ha, just kidding' and they both laughed as he pocketed the calculator. He then looked into her eyes and said "don't worry, I can calculate the split in my head, saying "Your share is $7.39, including tip." as he held out his hand.
A man and woman were out on a first date. The conversation was slow at first but at the end she was very interested in learning more about him. When the bill came, she held her breath a little as the waiter placed it on the table. She stiffened as he picked it up. Then to her horror, he brought out a hand-held calculator. She involuntarily let out a barely audible moan which he heard. He quickly looked up and said 'ha-ha, just kidding' and they both laughed as he pocketed the calculator. He then looked into her eyes and said "don't worry, I can calculate the split in my head, saying "Your share is $7.39, including tip." as he held out his hand.
