Healthy Muffin Recipe
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jujube
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An elderly couple died and went to heaven. They were escorted by St. Peter to their beautiful mansion, where their staff of servants were putting away their new wardrobe.
They protested that they didn't need anything that fancy, but St. Peter insisted that they were entitled to all that. The old man looked out the back door and saw a beautiful golfcourse. He asked if he could play on it a couple of times a week. St. Peter explained that it was his own golf course and he could play ten times a day if he wanted, with his top-of-the-line Ping golf clubs. Then when he was finished, he could swim in his heated pool while watching any sporting event he wanted on his 100" TV screen.
The old man turned to his wife, slapped her sharply up side the head and snarled, "You and your damn low-fat, low-sugar, high-fiber bran muffins! We could have been here YEARS ago!"
They protested that they didn't need anything that fancy, but St. Peter insisted that they were entitled to all that. The old man looked out the back door and saw a beautiful golfcourse. He asked if he could play on it a couple of times a week. St. Peter explained that it was his own golf course and he could play ten times a day if he wanted, with his top-of-the-line Ping golf clubs. Then when he was finished, he could swim in his heated pool while watching any sporting event he wanted on his 100" TV screen.
The old man turned to his wife, slapped her sharply up side the head and snarled, "You and your damn low-fat, low-sugar, high-fiber bran muffins! We could have been here YEARS ago!"
terry123
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- Houston, Tx.
Looked at recipe but everything is organic this or that. Too expensive to make. Prefer my own recipe.