SifuPhil
R.I.P. With Us In Spirit Only
- Location
- Pennsylvania, USA
When the marshmallow-packed cereal Lucky Charms first came out in 1964 I was immediately hooked. I'd spend hours fishing out the marshmallows from the cereal bowl, until the sugar-coated oats turned to mush. Then I'd drink the mush. I wasn't very discerning back then - heck, how discerning can a 6-year-old BE?

Of course, the give-aways were a large part of its appeal as well, just as they were with other kiddie cereals. But as this original box-cover shows, they had GOOD stuff back then - a finger-puppet theater! Now all you get is a lead-coated piece of misshapen plastic made in China that could be a whistle just as much as it could be a model train.
But those marshmallows!
Over the years General Mills began to periodically change the shapes and colors of both the standard and "special occasion" marshmallows. Thus we encountered blue diamonds in 1975, purple horseshoes in 1984, red balloons in 1989, rainbows in 1992, pots of gold in 1994, leprechaun hats in 1996, various colored shooting stars between 1998-2011 and an hourglass in 2008. This year 6 new moons and 2 rainbows were added.
Supposedly someone at General Mills was paid good money to come up with a list of what each shape means -
These were of course in addition to the "limited edition" marshmallows ... whales, pine trees, sprinkled and swirled marshmallows, "magic" marshmallows that changed shape or produced an additional shape when wetted with milk, special LGBT rainbows (seriously!) ... although what some of these shapes or meanings have to do with a leprechaun who is OCD about his finances is beyond me. I just like to eat the stuff.
GM has said that they are targeting the adult nostalgia market as well as children, so periodically they'll run a commercial using the old jingles and some '60's imagery. In a word, they're messing with our minds, trying (and largely succeeding, as they just had a record year of Lucky Charms sales) to trigger our early memories into betraying our adult wallets.
Hearts, moons and stars, indeed! If they want ME to start buying their cereal again they'd better re-tool the factory line to produce marshmallows in the shape of red Corvettes, green $100 bills and red-tinged strippers whose clothing disappears when you drench them with milk.

Of course, the give-aways were a large part of its appeal as well, just as they were with other kiddie cereals. But as this original box-cover shows, they had GOOD stuff back then - a finger-puppet theater! Now all you get is a lead-coated piece of misshapen plastic made in China that could be a whistle just as much as it could be a model train.
But those marshmallows!
Over the years General Mills began to periodically change the shapes and colors of both the standard and "special occasion" marshmallows. Thus we encountered blue diamonds in 1975, purple horseshoes in 1984, red balloons in 1989, rainbows in 1992, pots of gold in 1994, leprechaun hats in 1996, various colored shooting stars between 1998-2011 and an hourglass in 2008. This year 6 new moons and 2 rainbows were added.
Supposedly someone at General Mills was paid good money to come up with a list of what each shape means -
- Hearts - power to bring things to life
- Shooting Stars - power to fly
- Horseshoes - power to speed things up
- Clovers - luck, but you will never know what kind of luck you'll get
- Blue Moons - power of invisibility
- Rainbows - instantaneous travel from place to place
- Balloons - power to make things float
- Hourglass - power to control time
These were of course in addition to the "limited edition" marshmallows ... whales, pine trees, sprinkled and swirled marshmallows, "magic" marshmallows that changed shape or produced an additional shape when wetted with milk, special LGBT rainbows (seriously!) ... although what some of these shapes or meanings have to do with a leprechaun who is OCD about his finances is beyond me. I just like to eat the stuff.
GM has said that they are targeting the adult nostalgia market as well as children, so periodically they'll run a commercial using the old jingles and some '60's imagery. In a word, they're messing with our minds, trying (and largely succeeding, as they just had a record year of Lucky Charms sales) to trigger our early memories into betraying our adult wallets.
Hearts, moons and stars, indeed! If they want ME to start buying their cereal again they'd better re-tool the factory line to produce marshmallows in the shape of red Corvettes, green $100 bills and red-tinged strippers whose clothing disappears when you drench them with milk.