Jillaroo
Demented
- Location
- Mid North Coast NSW Australia
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and let the other know if there was an afterlife.
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact.
“Marion…Marion”
“Is that you Bob?”
“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”
“That’s wonderful. What’s it like?”
“Well I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and it’s off to the golf course.
“I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, then have sex a couple more times.
“Then I have lunch – lots of greens – another ormp around the gof course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
“After supper, it’s back to the golf course again. Then pretty much have sex until late at night.
“I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it strtas all over again.”
“Oh Bob. So your in Heaven?”
“No.I’m a rabbit somewhere near Mildura.”
After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact.
“Marion…Marion”
“Is that you Bob?”
“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”
“That’s wonderful. What’s it like?”
“Well I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and it’s off to the golf course.
“I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, then have sex a couple more times.
“Then I have lunch – lots of greens – another ormp around the gof course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon.
“After supper, it’s back to the golf course again. Then pretty much have sex until late at night.
“I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it strtas all over again.”
“Oh Bob. So your in Heaven?”
“No.I’m a rabbit somewhere near Mildura.”
