Denise1952
Well-known Member
> Ole and Sven were drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in
> Minneapolis and one day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in
> the hangar with nothing to do.
>
> Ole said, "I vish ve had somethin ta drink!"
>
> Sven says, "Me too. Y'know, I hear ya can drink dat jet fuel and get a
> buzz. Ya vanna try it?"
>
> So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got
> completely smashed.
>
> Next morning Ole woke up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he
> feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
> The phone rang. It was Sven who asks "How iss you feelin dis mornin?"
>
>
> Ole says, "I feel great. How bout you?"
>
> Sven says, "I feel great, too. Ya don't have no hangover?"
>
> Ole says, "No dat jet fuel iss great stuff -- no hangover, nothin. Ve
> oughta do dis more often."
>
> Sven agreed."Yeah, vell, but dere's yust vun ting."
>
> Ole asked, "Vat's dat?"
>> Sven questioned, "Haff you farted yet?"
>
> Ole stopped to think. "No "
> "Vell, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Iowa
>
> OH, stop laughing and forward this to someone who needs a good laugh!