Early in my standup career, I ran a short tour with a jazz band. Against the advice of the band members, I fell for the trumpet player. She was as the Cajuns say, "Pas Tout La", not all there. One night after a show, in a bourbon induced rage, she assaulted me with her trumpet. The lead singer laughed, shook his giant index finger at me and said, "Hell hath no fury like a woman's horn."
Hell Hath, No Fury
- Thread starter Jeff Love
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John cycling
Healthy Person
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- Central Coast California
There was a controversy in New York recently.
An elderly violinist had been playing there for years and usually attracted a small crowd of people.
However a few weeks ago the police swarmed in, took his violin and was putting his hands in handcuffs.
The crowd was complaining, but the officer in charge said he had orders to reduce the violins in the streets.
An elderly violinist had been playing there for years and usually attracted a small crowd of people.
However a few weeks ago the police swarmed in, took his violin and was putting his hands in handcuffs.
The crowd was complaining, but the officer in charge said he had orders to reduce the violins in the streets.