Hello, I am Hamish

[dobielvr]

Thank you for joining us .........and WELCOME from sunny California.

 

[Bella]

Uh oh, the other shoe has dropped; Hamish is in the house. Welcome, we're happy you've arrived; we've been waiting for you. Jump right in and make yourself at home.

 

[Hamish Howl]

Welcome, @Hamish Howl. I'm eager to read the printer story.

If he keeps starting slander threads, you will.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Greetings. I am Hamish, Luce's brother.

It bears mentioning that I was born 20 minutes after him, which makes me the younger and therefore sexier one...And leaves him as the old and busted one.

In any case, I work in the defense industry, doing "stuff". Some of this stuff makes people in the Hague and Geneva grumpy, but none of it is actually illegal, at least the first time. I have a lovely wife and two grown children who are full of treachery and have stated their intention to kick the plug out when the time comes. By which they mean "the moment they are alone with me". This is not because they do not love me, but because they are inherently evil, which I assure you comes from their mother's side.

As Luce has stated, our entire clan is under one roof now, so I also have to deal with his three hounds who raise their hackles and howl like in the movie The Omen whenever I am around, for reasons that escape me. I love dogs and I would prefer if they loved me back instead of going full potato when I walk into the room.

I would also like to thank @seadoug for inviting us, because the forum on which we met has reached toxicity levels normally only found in places like Hanford and Love Canal, all because of politics, which is basically the starter set for stupid human tricks.

Thanks for having me.

(FAO Luce: Best behavior. I promise. Don't put the weasels on me)

Well, I see that you and your twin have the same sense of humor. Love it ! I just hope you both behave.

 

[Lawrence00]

Is a sea doug some sort of seal? Does it bark and play fetch? In Missouri we don't see many sea critters. Sometimes dry humor doesn't work on the internet. I made a John Cleese joke once, and the Brits threatened another tea party.

 

[Lilac]

Welcome to the Forum! Hope you enjoy your time here.

 

[seadoug]

Is a sea doug some sort of seal? Does it bark and play fetch? In Missouri we don't see many sea critters. Sometimes dry humor doesn't work on the internet. I made a John Cleese joke once, and the Brits threatened another tea party.

Sorry to disappoint you but I neither bark nor play fetch. And I'm not a sea critter, other than spending my career in the cruise industry.

 

[smiley]

that's cruisy

 

[Rakaia]

Aah yeah G'day and welcome from Downunder.
I'm going to have to put you on notice in your first post in this thread you have used up your 3 strike limit by casting aspersions on your brother, kids and wife. I do acknowledge the extenuating circumstances of having to live your whole life in Luce's shadow, if you haven't got over it by now you probably won't...

 

[Gem]

 

[StarSong]

Well, I see that you and your twin have the same sense of humor. Love it ! I just hope you both behave.

I kinda hope they don't...