Hey Pappy
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Ina
Well-known Member
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- Harris County, NE of Houston, Tx.
Phil put Humpty on the wall, one of us ratted him out. But it wasn't me!!!! :rofl:
Denise1952
Well-known Member
I heard humpty was a perv, and he was stalking the fair maidens of the kingdom when he slipped and fell. So really, no one wanted to put him back together, didn't even try, but rumor has it that all those broken pieces turned into little humpties which are now said to have been seen roaming about the Senior Forum Kingdom. The End
Pappy
Living the Dream
All the Kings horses and all the Kings men had the biggest damn omelet in the kingdom.
Denise1952
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LOL! Fo sho!!
Ina
Well-known Member
- Location
- Harris County, NE of Houston, Tx.
I'm telling you the rat said Phillips did it. :bigwink:
That Guy
Homegrown Unknown
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- Monterey Bay
King Richard III defeated in battle.
Pappy
Living the Dream
Ina
Well-known Member
- Location
- Harris County, NE of Houston, Tx.
I'm sorry Phil, I was TOLD it was you. I'll have to think of way to make it up to you. OOOPS
That Guy
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- Location
- Monterey Bay
Gael
Senior Member
- Location
- County Down, N Ireland
Mother Goose Land (AP) Paramedics rushed to the garden wall down in the Dell today to discover a horrific sight.Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, as he has done countless times in the past.
The well-known comedian and, well . . . egg guy, was sitting as per his daily routine.That was when the unthinkable happened.It seems Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.Paramedics from the King Ambulance Service (the first in the region to employ horses) were rushed to the scene only to discover a sight that made the most experienced veteran turn pale
"There were little pieces of shell everywhere, along with his clothes," said Paramedic Lieutenant Wee Willie Winkle, now recovering nicely from his sleep disorder. "The worst part was that Humpty was still alive! Good god HE WAS STILL ALIVE! His yolk and albumen were splattered all over the place! GOD IT WAS AWFUL!
"Despite their best efforts, all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty together again.The giant egg-man-thing is survived by his wife, Bernice, 37, and two children, Omelette and Benedict.A memorial service will be held at Denny's tomorrow morning, just in time for Grand Slams and Moons Over My Hammy!
The well-known comedian and, well . . . egg guy, was sitting as per his daily routine.That was when the unthinkable happened.It seems Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.Paramedics from the King Ambulance Service (the first in the region to employ horses) were rushed to the scene only to discover a sight that made the most experienced veteran turn pale
"There were little pieces of shell everywhere, along with his clothes," said Paramedic Lieutenant Wee Willie Winkle, now recovering nicely from his sleep disorder. "The worst part was that Humpty was still alive! Good god HE WAS STILL ALIVE! His yolk and albumen were splattered all over the place! GOD IT WAS AWFUL!
"Despite their best efforts, all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty together again.The giant egg-man-thing is survived by his wife, Bernice, 37, and two children, Omelette and Benedict.A memorial service will be held at Denny's tomorrow morning, just in time for Grand Slams and Moons Over My Hammy!
That Guy
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- Location
- Monterey Bay
Reen
New Member
- Location
- Sydney.Australia
Humpty at the Hunter Valley Gardens.
