HI From Florida-ALan re-> The funniest joke ever told...

Florida-Alan

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The funniest joke ever told involves a hunter who calls 911 after his friend collapses from an apparent heart attack.


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The joke continues with the hunter telling the dispatcher, "I think my friend is dead." The dispatcher replies, "I can help. But first let's make sure he's really dead."


The line goes silent, a gun shot is heard, and then the hunter gets back on and says, "Okay, now what?"


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Welcome from Canada Alan. Love your joke!
First thank you for your canadian welcome!

Now, More silliness...
What do you call a snowman with a suntan? A puddle.

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Missile toe.
What did the traffic light say to the car? "Don't look now, I'm changing."




 
the Fidelity Test from Florida-Alan

The Fidelity Test
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year. So we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister, Sarah.

My prospective sister-in-law Sarah was twenty-two, wore very tight mini
skirts, and generally was bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got
more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else.
One day she called me and asked me to come over. 'To check my
Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.

She was alone when I arrived. Sarah whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore.

She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She
said "Before you commit your life to my sister".

Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going upstairs to my bedroom" she said, "Alan, if you want one last wild
fling, just come up and have me".

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight
to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
car.

Lo and behold, my fiancé's entire family was standing outside, all
clapping and cheering!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me. He said,
Alan, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family
my son.'

And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.



 
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