Hi! I'm Garth Brooks!

[Beezer]

Beezer was my cover name all along. It's been real nice gettin ta know ya'll these past few years!

 

[jujube]

I knew it! I knew it! Where can I send some money?

 

[Naturally]

Ho Ho Ho

 

[CallMeKate]

At least he's over 50. Now, Mr. Beez, let's talk about your calling me a... what was it? "Retarded hillbilly?" 'Fraid you're gonna be on my list for a looooooong time.

 

[Beezer]

At least he's over 50. Now, Mr. Beez, let's talk about your calling me a... what was it? "Retarded hillbilly?" 'Fraid you're gonna be on my list for a looooooong time.

I was just bothering the new Troll...I know I offended millions of people in the process...but hey, I just gotta be me.

 

[IrishEyes]

I sure picture Garth looking a bit more manly myself, give us a song while you're here

 

[Beezer]

I sure picture Garth looking a bit more manly myself, give us a song while you're here

I'm recording a song I hope to get into Bryan Adam's hands next week. Not joking...

 

[CallMeKate]

I sure picture Garth looking a bit more manly myself, give us a song while you're here

Nooooooooooooooooo! If he starts singing The Dance, I'm gonna flood this joint with bawlin'!

 

[IrishEyes]

I'm recording a song I hope to get into Bryan Adam's hands next week. Not joking...

Ohhh not whiney boy?

 

[gruntlabor]

Welcome, Garth Brooks, from Alaska.
I think you sing beautifully. I think your avatar is very handsome, I like the camouflage pants. Brevity in attire works only for the best of us.

 

[WheatenLover]

I knew it! I knew it! Where can I send some money?

Send it to me. I'm his manager.

 

[WheatenLover]

I sure picture Garth looking a bit more manly myself, give us a song while you're here

They identify as half male and half starfish. They are working on the pronouns now and an announcement by it's publicist will be made next week.

Also, starfish cannot look manly since they are not humans. Please discontinue dissing our star.

 

[Tish]

I knew you were hiding something.
Wait a minute, that song "Friends in Low Places" was that about us?
Ok, ok, it's all good.