Hillbilly Joke

An Appalachian hillbilly rode into town on his mule, carrying a Chainsaw.

He tied up his mule at the town's hardware store, then went inside with his chainsaw.

He told the Manager "I want my money back! I have a lot of tree branches to cut and this thing don't cut as good as my rusty old hand saw!"

The Manager said "Well, let's take it to the back room and see what the trouble is."

In the back room, the Manager pulled the starting cord and the chainsaw roared to life!

The startled hillbilly said "What's that noise?"

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