Halloween Riddles
Q. What kind of food would you find on a beach at Halloween?
A. Sand witches.
Q. Why didn't the vampire want to move?
A. He didn't want to pull up stakes.
Q. Why did Dracula buy a feather bed?
A. It was down for the Count.
Q. Why did the witch get so angry when she tried to take off on her broom?
A.She flew off the handle.