Honestly: What were the Worst Pick-up Lines you ever heard or used?

[ChiroDoc]

An oldie but cutie:

"Are your eyes bothering you?"
"No, not really."
"Well, they're sure bothering me..."

 

[ohioboy]

Me: Hey you sure look familiar cutie.
Girl: Yea right.
Me: Are you related to your Mother?

 

[Trade]

 

[oscash]

Way back in the 70's a girlfriend and I decided to take a trip to Broken Hill, amongst other places. When we arrived by train we decided to go for a meal. We never realised that there were hotels on every corner because it was a mining town and the men
far outnumbered the women. As soon as we walked in the pub men were offering us drinks and the worst pick-up line I ever heard was, "Would you like to come up and see my etchings"? How corny was that?