Honestly: What were the Worst Pick-up Lines you ever heard or used?

Way back in the 70's a girlfriend and I decided to take a trip to Broken Hill, amongst other places. When we arrived by train we decided to go for a meal. We never realised that there were hotels on every corner because it was a mining town and the men
far outnumbered the women. As soon as we walked in the pub men were offering us drinks and the worst pick-up line I ever heard was, "Would you like to come up and see my etchings"? How corny was that?
 
Naturally said:
Licked the tip of my finger and touched her shoulder.
"We need to get you home and out of those wet clothes", I said.
... hasn't worked ... yet.
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I want you to know that I think that's a great line, so good, I shared it with my wife. She loved it, and she had that glint in her eye. I asked would that have worked with anyone or just me? She looked at me askance and said...well, as she flashed me her that certain look.

I'd say , KEEP TRYING! ;)
 

Llynn said:
Hey sailor, I love you no shit. Take me Stateside? (I know, I posted the same thing the last three times a similar thread was created)
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My husband told me, in Korea, girls would say, "Hey Air force Boy! You buy me BX?" Heh! So, of course I used to suggest that myself when we were shopping on base.

Thanks for reminding me of last, "Tango In Halifax," @ Aunt Bea! I loved that show.
 
My Mom in a hospital had a new resident attending her. She needed her carotid arteries scraped and she was scared.
In walks this Dr. and she squeezed my hand and whispers... "Look at that!" I said "Mother -----Behave!"
Dr. intros himself and her first words were "If being sexy were a crime, you’d be guilty as charged."
I didn't know whether to laugh or crawl under the bed. She was 60 at the time.
 
Worst pickup line I heard was "what's your sign?". Asked by guys with gold chains around their necks, hairy chests, with their shiny polyester shirts unbuttoned nearly to their waists. And they leered. And they called me Hey, Baby. Cringe.

My entire department would go out 3-4 times a week to a club we all loved, to dance. I was the only woman in the department. I was 20, and the youngest person, and everyone treated me like their little sister. My one boss would do that whole gold chain/hairy chest bit -- and he always met someone. My other boss wore a leisure suit and was not crass at all. He usually took charge of me.

So we discoed the nights away, I drank Cokes and he always had one scotch and after that, Coke. He had custody of his daughter who was 8, so there no way he was going to get drunk, thank goodness. In fact none of us did. We'd meet at the club around 10 pm, stay until it closed, go out for breakfast, and then get home around 4 or 5 a.m. Just about in time to go to work. I could not do that after age 24, and the rest of them were in their late 20s - late 30s. I don't know how they functioned.
 
WheatenLover said:
Worst pickup line I heard was "what's your sign?". Asked by guys with gold chains around their necks, hairy chests, with their shiny polyester shirts unbuttoned nearly to their waists. And they leered. And they called me Hey, Baby. Cringe.
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At that point, you look them in the eye and say "STOP", "Do Not Enter", "Bridge Out Ahead", and "No Entry - Authorized Persons Only" and tell them to take their pick.....
 
A friend of mine's son went with a football team to an Asian country, can't remember which one, but the young boys would say to the footballers, "Hey Aussie, you like jiggy jiggy with my sister"? They'd never heard that expression before.
 
having been born in "da 'pool' - beatles country scouser - a very common one amongst the common as the group of lads walked along the street behind a similar group of girls was " Aye dire girl ?" one of the girls would respond " Wot" one of the guys would then respond " wanna fella?" - one of the girls would the respond " who's askin ?" - then the game was heating up!!
 
Oh! This reminded me of the flashy guy who sauntered up to me in a pub, slapped a coin down and said "Better call your mum love, tell her you pulled". My quick-witted friend, flipped the coin back at him and said "Better call your dad love, tell him his chat up lines are s**t"!!! The look on the guy's face as he scuttled away!

My friend is now a doting grandmother. When she first met her husband-to-be and he asked her out, she turned him down with a flip remark which he thought was funny and only made him keener. I think she liked that he wasn't easily intimidated because, they have now been together for 45 years! :)
 
I remember 2 when I was about 15. Both times I was waiting for a bus.
The first time, a car pulls up with a couple of sailors who asked if I wanted a lift. My response, "what are you, an elevator?"
The second time, a car stopped and some hot rodder asked me if I wanted a ride. I asked him if he was going north and when he answered, " sure," I told him to give my regards to the polar bears.

They didn't really use pickup lines, but I thought my comebacks were pretty cool at the time.
 
Lewkat said:
I remember 2 when I was about 15. Both times I was waiting for a bus.
The first time, a car pulls up with a couple of sailors who asked if I wanted a lift. My response, "what are you, an elevator?"
The second time, a car stopped and some hot rodder asked me if I wanted a ride. I asked him if he was going north and when he answered, " sure," I told him to give my regards to the polar bears.

They didn't really use pickup lines, but I thought my comebacks were pretty cool at the time.
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Wow, you were a smart and savvy kid at such a young age. Your comebacks were more than pretty cool..they were freaking awesome at the time!
 
Salty said:
Is it fine when men post objectifying women? Maybe it shouldnt be normal. Maybe women need to speak up and not allow posts to steer into the gutter.
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Given that a previous post of mine caused Salty to harshly object, you might like to know about the outcome. But first I agree that objectifying women can, and often does, cause distress. Remember though, that I was but a teenage boy, still wet behind the ears and with a lot of growing up to do.
The outcome, well the young lady having seen me making a fool of myself doing an improvised solo dance said: "Not bad for someone with two left feet." That remark led to discovering that we both liked to dance. A few years later we waltzed at our wedding reception and have now been married for fifty-seven years.
 
My hubby always tells me this story about this guy Jim that both of us knew. Hubby says he could not believe it, but Jim would say to a girl, " You want to f....?". Anyways, hubby would tell him, what are you doing, that is not how to pick up a girl!
 

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