Hot Dog Riddle

[debodun]

Why couldn't hot dogs be served in the Army mess hall?

 

[SetWave]

Because they couldn't pass muster???

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because they were too hot?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because the army mess hall didn't put up with any beef?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because there were no dogs allowed?

 

[debodun]

SetWave is hot.

 

[SetWave]

SetWave is hot.

Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment . . .
OH you mean close to the answer. Hmmmmm, uh, "Frankly" I don't know.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Because there was no musterd (mustard)?

 

[debodun]

Getting hot.

 

[Pappy]

They couldn’t cut the mustard...

 

[debodun]

You're all around it.

 

[MarciKS]

They couldn't cut the mustard until the ketchup was passed?

 

[debodun]

So fa SetWave is the closest.

 

[fmdog44]

Because wieners in buns were grounds for dishonorable discharges!

 

[SetWave]

So fa SetWave is the closest.

So near yet so far . . .
At least I'm HOT which is cool.

 

[jujube]

They were mustered out?

 

[PamfromTx]

Because the slipshod assembly could never pass muster.

 

[Pappy]

“Frankly” my dear. I don’t give a damn.

 

[debodun]

jujube got it - They were all mustered out.