It's that layer of domestic and imported dust and artfully placed bird droppings that distinguishes my car from the others. The cleverly-scattered bug spatters across the windshield add a playful touch.
My designer also put a lot of thought into the interior; the console has only the finest collection of unused but strategically wrinkled fast-food napkins, dry ball-point pens and Canadian dimes plus the always-popular large keyring full of unidentified keys. For ambiance, there is a pair of filthy sneakers that have been carefully wedged under the driver's seat adding that delectable aroma of.....eau de foot. The backseat features a plethora of broken McDonald Happy Meal toys, reflecting the demographic of the usual occupant. The sippy-cup full of petrified chocolate milk adds a youthful spang! of youth.
The trunk area features a delightful deflated tire on the quintessential dented rim......so refreshing and playful.