I Am Bored

[911]

The wife is away again with her cronies on another adventure. This time, the ladies are heading to Maine to visit Acadia National Park and go whale watching on a boat. These 4 women don’t sit still. None of their husbands play golf and my 2 best buds are on vacation.

I asked her what was I supposed to do while she was gone. Her answer was ‘do whatever you want.’ Those are dangerous words. My son is working and my daughter is away. I am bored.

I am going to go up to the SPCA and see if they need help. It’s only about 2 miles away. The hospitals only want help in the mornings. If the SPCA doesn’t work out, I’m going to go get my son’s motorcycle and take a long ride out in the country.

 

[Ruthanne]

I was bored so I started cleaning my apartment. Now there's too much to do

 

[CallMeKate]

I am going to go up to the SPCA and see if they need help. It’s only about 2 miles away. The hospitals only want help in the mornings. If the SPCA doesn’t work out, I’m going to go get my son’s motorcycle and take a long ride out in the country.

You could lose that boredom by bringing a furbaby best friend home with you and starting to spoil the heck out of it. I'm partial to precious kitties... but if you do *not* plan to offer a forever home, don't look into their eyes or you'll be bringing one home whether you intended to or not. @911

 

[Gemma]

Go sweep the driveway.

Advise my husband gave our daughters when they were teenagers, complaining they were bored.

 

[BC Flash]

My 2 cents: adopt a dog from the SPCA - you will have a loyal companion, exercise partner and a dish washer (he/she will lick any plate/bowls and floor clean of food and crumbs!!

 

[CallMeKate]

... And if you choose not to rescue a kitty, you can come on the cycle and weed my garden... can't be that far away 'cause the state isn't that large. But don't wear yer "boogie hat"... scare the neighbors, ya know?

 

[ohioboy]

Calculate Pi to the last digit.

 

[Hopeful1]

To stay cool…go to a movie theater and see a movie your wife would not want to see but one you would like
Eat a bucket of popcorn while you’re there!

 

[CallMeKate]

Calculate Pi to the last digit.

Pie... Digit. Well gee, that didn't take very long at all. @ohioboy

 

[ohioboy]

Pie... Digit. Well gee, that didn't take very long at all. @ohioboy

You may be the greatest mathematician that ever lived!

 

[CallMeKate]

You may be the greatest mathematician that ever lived! So

Aw thank you. And here I've hated math my entire life for nothing. So ashamed now.

 

[RadishRose]

The wife us away again with her cronies on another adventure. Thus time, the ladies are heading to Maine to visit Acadia National Park and go whale watching on a boat. These 4 women don’t sit still. None of their husbands play golf and my 2 best buds are on vacation.

I asked her what was I supposed to do while she was gone. Her answer was ‘do whatever you want.’ Those are dangerous words. My son is working and my daughter is away. I am bored.

I am going to go up to the SPCA and see if they need help. It’s only about 2 miles away. The hospitals only want help in the mornings. If the SPCA doesn’t work out, I’m going to go get my son’s motorcycle and take a long ride out in the country.

What? No honey-do list?

 

[jujube]

Remember what a bad idea it was to say "I'm bored!" to your mother when you were a kid?

 

[PeppermintPatty]

What? No honey-do list?

We should make one for him.

 

[Ruthanne]

Remember what a bad idea it was to say "I'm bored!" to your mother when you were a kid?

Oh do I ever remember!!

 

[CallMeKate]

We should make one for him.

I already did... tried to get him to weed my garden... he's ignoring me.

 

[hearlady]

Go to the movies. Or to Bass Pro Shop, Lowe's, Home Depot, or Sams. Men seem to like those places.

 

[gruntlabor]

The wife us away again with her cronies on another adventure. Thus time, the ladies are heading to Maine to visit Acadia National Park and go whale watching on a boat. These 4 women don’t sit still. None of their husbands play golf and my 2 best buds are on vacation.

I asked her what was I supposed to do while she was gone. Her answer was ‘do whatever you want.’ Those are dangerous words. My son is working and my daughter is away. I am bored.

I am going to go up to the SPCA and see if they need help. It’s only about 2 miles away. The hospitals only want help in the mornings. If the SPCA doesn’t work out, I’m going to go get my son’s motorcycle and take a long ride out in the country.

Your wife said to do whatever you want. That's pretty open-ended, you know? Adopt a Great Dane from spca.

 

[PeppermintPatty]

I already did... tried to get him to weed my garden... he's ignoring me.

…. I meant we could make a ‘honey - do’ list for him to do for ‘his’ honey.

 

[Lewkat]

Read a book and become unbored.

 

[CallMeKate]

…. I meant we could make a ‘honey - do’ list for him to do for ‘his’ honey.

Yes, I knew what you meant.

 

[chic]

You could lose that boredom by bringing a furbaby best friend home with you and starting to spoil the heck out of it. I'm partial to precious kitties... but if you do *not* plan to offer a forever home, don't look into their eyes or you'll be bringing one home whether you intended to or not. @911

I was thinking the same thing. It would give a forever home to a needy pet, provide something useful to do for a senior man all while teaching his wife a much needed lesson . But then again Acadia National park IS beautiful. She's not bored and is enjoying HER life so enjoy yours @911

 

[PeppermintPatty]

Yes, I knew what you meant.

I know!

 

[Jamala]

I just sent your wife a text by telepathy telling her you
are bored and asking her to find you a few things
to do around the house

 

[squatting dog]

The wife us away again with her cronies on another adventure. Thus time, the ladies are heading to Maine to visit Acadia National Park and go whale watching on a boat. These 4 women don’t sit still. None of their husbands play golf and my 2 best buds are on vacation.

I asked her what was I supposed to do while she was gone. Her answer was ‘do whatever you want.’ Those are dangerous words. My son is working and my daughter is away. I am bored.

I am going to go up to the SPCA and see if they need help. It’s only about 2 miles away. The hospitals only want help in the mornings. If the SPCA doesn’t work out, I’m going to go get my son’s motorcycle and take a long ride out in the country.