Falcon
DV8
- Location
- So. California
She's single and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight! Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog??"
Being a senior citizen really sucks sometimes!
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door.
I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get laid tonight! Are you doing anything?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!"
She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog??"
Being a senior citizen really sucks sometimes!
