Husband walks in the house to see luggage packed and ready to go, he asked his wife " what's this? " She say "I won the lottery". He "says where are we going"? She says "what do you mean ​WE!!"!!
I've already found somebody to help me manage my winnings Ruth......she said that money has nothing to do with her attraction to me and that she loves me beau coup. :heart::heart::heart:
I had 2 numbers and the powerball number last night....$7..Whoopee! Someone in Pennsylvania won the jackpot, so next time I go to town, I'll get a couple of MegaMillion tickets. The odds are astronomical, but since our State uses the profits for the schools, I look it as just a "voluntary" tax.