I need your favorite expressions!

[roadhogg]

Let’s get this circus on the train.

Not my circus; not my monkeys.

A to Z Idioms – Alphabetical List

Aint mine either

 

[Naturally]

If pigs could fly

You can't make a silk purse out of a sows ear

 

[Knight]

Didn't see this one

it ain't my 1st. rodeo

 

[AnneTeak]

you snooze, you lose

 

[squatting dog]

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
Couple of bricks short of a full load.

All mean the same... not too bright.

 

[Naturally]

Not until the fat lady sings

Didn't even get a t-shirt

 

[MountainRa]

Tough row to hoe
Walking in high cotton
Living high on the hog
Lord willing and the creek don’t rise
Don’t that beat all
Look before you leap
Don’t put all your eggs in one basket

 

[Born_To_Lose]

If you can’t beat them join them.
One French fry short of a happy meal.
Put a sock in it.
Stick it to where the sun doesn’t shine.

 

[David777]

2GUD

 

[Naturally]

If you can't run with the big dogs, don't get off the porch

Measure twice, cut once

Stick a fork in it

 

[smiley]

**** it ! - already tried that!

 

[Naturally]

All peaches and cream

About as thrilling as watching paint dry

 

[Rakaia]

I have a new one on favourite's list.
My pot is better and blacker than yours...