Beezer
Senior Member
I put this under 'Relationships'.
I could be in a crowd of 500 people, and that one guy will come up to me and ask for money or a cigarette! Yesterday I was waiting outside a Seamstress's Store for my wife. This guy comes whirling around the corner and starts up a conversation with me!
Guy: "Hey you! See all of that graffiti on the wall behind you? I tried to clear it up with a positive message. It said to kill yourself, but I changed it to 'Grill yourself'...you know...like a family cookout on the BBQ! By the way, I'm a Hermaphridite...my hymen never descended and I can't have children."
Me: "Take care of yourself and have a nice day."
You can't make this stuff up, folks!
I could be in a crowd of 500 people, and that one guy will come up to me and ask for money or a cigarette! Yesterday I was waiting outside a Seamstress's Store for my wife. This guy comes whirling around the corner and starts up a conversation with me!
Guy: "Hey you! See all of that graffiti on the wall behind you? I tried to clear it up with a positive message. It said to kill yourself, but I changed it to 'Grill yourself'...you know...like a family cookout on the BBQ! By the way, I'm a Hermaphridite...my hymen never descended and I can't have children."
Me: "Take care of yourself and have a nice day."
You can't make this stuff up, folks!
