I tried to get into a Nightclub on New Years Eve

[CooCooforCoCoPuffs]

My DH informed me cougars come in categories:

Cougarette: 35-40, wants to look good look and be well experienced sexually.
Cougars: 41-65, has both good looks and has good sexual experience.
Cougarfines: 66>, like fine wine; still fine till her dying day and he worries he will die doing her.
Couodgers: Any woman who already looks like her 70 yo husband.

 

[CooCooforCoCoPuffs]

I'll go with those getting the joke because we all need a good chuckle sometimes. On the other side, it kinda shows when only a thread title is read and not content, doesn't it? And I saw what happened to... was it two??? of yours a week or so ago. @CooCooforCoCoPuffs

Am guilty of the same...