I went to the doctors ....

[hollydolly]

I went to a doctor yesterday.....

I begged for help, as I'm convinced I've turned into a moth.

He said, "I'm the wrong doctor.....I'm a cardiologist. You need the psychiatrist next door".


I said, "Yeah I know....but I was passing by and your light was on".

 

[timoc]

"Morning, Doctor, I've come for my full check up."

"Good morning, Tim, take all your clothes off."

"What do you reckon, Doctor?"

"Well, for your age, Tim, you're in not bad shape... OK, cough..... Hmmm, that reminds me, I must get some sausages on the way home."

 

[jujube]

Doctor: I have the results of your tests here and the diagnosis is that you're crazy.

Patient: I'm crazy??? How can you say that? I want a second opinion. I'm entitled to a second opinion!

Doctor: OK, you're ugly, too.