Idle question for the ladies here.

I've dated and even been in love with bushy beard guys in my past. They seemed like Viking types, or identified that way. I guess I wondered what was underneath all the hair, but was undisturbed enough by that to enjoy a happy relationship, which I had with both of these guys, though not at the same time. Sorry if this is confusing. :giggle:

I lived with two guys at the same time. That is a very good memory.

On subject- the eyes and the smile are the most important features. A nice smile and twinkle in the eye can melt me instantly. However, food stuck in a bunchy beard is a huge turn-off!
 

...or we can do coleslaw wrestling, if you prefer. It's a big thing here in the area during Bike Week at a place called The Cabbage Patch.

Bikini-clad "ladies" wrestle in a pit of shredded cabbage and cooking oil. The highlight is, of course, the frequent "wardrobe malfunctions" in the pit.

You wanna see beards? The bikers have 'em....all varieties.
 
Would you marry a man with a big beard if you have never seen him clean shaven?

I'm not a ā€œbig-honkin' beardā€ kinda gal, but I love well-groomed facial hair on men. Yes, I would date a man without having seen him clean-shaven. No, I wouldn't marry him because, regardless of his facial hair, I seriously doubt I'll be marrying anyone again. Why do I have to marry him? Can't we just be together? You know me, him, and his well-groomed beard?
 
I lived with two guys at the same time. That is a very good memory.

On subject- the eyes and the smile are the most important features. A nice smile and twinkle in the eye can melt me instantly. However, food stuck in a bunchy beard is a huge turn-off!
Food stuck in his beard was less a turn off for me because it made me feel like his mom or something. Little boys are always messy.
 
My estranged husband has a very short beard... this is him..

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the only trouble with short beards is they scratch the top of your leg... :sneaky::ROFLMAO:
TMI, TMI. 🤭
 
...or we can do coleslaw wrestling, if you prefer. It's a big thing here in the area during Bike Week at a place called The Cabbage Patch.

Bikini-clad "ladies" wrestle in a pit of shredded cabbage and cooking oil. The highlight is, of course, the frequent "wardrobe malfunctions" in the pit.

You wanna see beards? The bikers have 'em....all varieties.
I kinda like the Jello idea. We can arm wrestle to choose what flavour. I'm getting kinda long in the tooth for bikinis and wardrobe malfunctions.
 
I kinda like the Jello idea. We can arm wrestle to choose what flavour. I'm getting kinda long in the tooth for bikinis and wardrobe malfunctions.
Oh, if I'm in a bikini......I can ASSURE you there will be a wardrobe malfunction. Me being in a bikini will be a MAJOR malfunction! Perhaps a misdemeanor......

Besides, I don't have one and Omar the Tentmaker is closed for the season.....
 
Not marrying anyone ever. But as far as dating a guy with or without a beard depends on the man himself. I would prefer a shorter trimmed beard or none at all but that would not be that important if I liked him. I never judge someone based on their looks though I do like a masculine type of man.
 
Food in the beard? I don't know one bearded man who doesn't carry a comb.

My youngest son has a long, thick red beard. His wife loves it....the looks of it, I assume.

Oddly though, my older son can't even grow a decent mustache. He tried once. Took over a week before you could even spot it.
 


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