If these songs were to be written/performed today:

[jujube]

Ripped off from various sources:

Herman's Hermits: Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Bobby Darin: Splish Splash I Was Falling in the Bath

The Beetles: I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

The Commodores: Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye: I Heard it From the Grapenuts

Leo Sayer: You Make Me Feel Like Napping

Willie Nelson: On the Commode Again

Procol Harum: A White Shade of Hair

Johnny Nash: I Can't See Clearly Now

Helen Reddy: I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Abba: Denture Queen

Rolling Stones: Hey, You, Get Offa My Lawn

Lesley Gore: It's My Dentures and I'll Cry if I Want To

The Beach Boys: We'll Have Fun Fun Fun Til The DMV Takes Our T-Bird Away

K.C. and the Sunshine Band: I Wanna Put On Mah Mah Mah Orthopedic Shoes

James Brown: Papa's Got a Brand New Ostomy Bag

Dave Clark 5: Feelin' Bad All Over

Creedence: I See The Bad Mood Rising

Janis Joplin: Me and Bobby Must Pee

Kansas: Fart in the Wind

The Stones: I Can't Get No...Bathroom Action

Connie Franis: Where the Poise Are

The Clash: I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won

Paul Simon: Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

Bob Dylan: Like a Kidney Stone

Bee Gees: Barely Alive

 

[CallMeKate]

Oh my, @jujube , these were so funny! That was a looooong chuckle I had. One of them in particular reminded me of one of our members here... our own @fuzzybuddy :

I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won