Me walking past a public phone that is ringing...... picking it up....
"Hello, who's that speaking?"
Person at the other end of the line....
"It's Mick."
Me.......
"Oh hiya, Mick, how are you doing?"
Mick.....
"I'm fine, who are you?"
Me....
"It's me, Tim."
Mick.....
"Tim, can I speak to Mary at number 37?"
Me....
"You can, Mick, but you'll have to shout really loud, she lives at the other end of the street."
Mick....
"Well can you nip along there and give her a message?"
Me.....
"Well I'd like to, Mick, but it's pouring with rain."
Mick.....
"Well, why the hell did you pick up the phone, Tim?"
Me....
"I just happened to be in the phone-box sheltering from the rain."
Mick....
"Will you please put the phone down and stop wasting my time?"
Me....
"You ungrateful sod, no wonder Mary wasn't here to take your call."
You really do come into contact with some strange people on public phones.