I'm Getting Old...........And I'm Not Amused

Debby

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When I was a young woman, no one told me about the weird things that my body was going to do as I got older and creakier but like everyone else.....I've found out and I'm not amused.

Well at least not amused until I saw this video. I'm almost 100% sure you'll all be smiling by the end of it folks.

[video]http://www.metaspoon.com/older-ladies-donnalou/?fb[/video]
 

Isn't it great that just about the same time that all the neat stuff mentioned in the video starts to happen, our eyes start to go too! Helps prolong the fantasy!


Well, I guess it helps as long as we don't wear our glasses and stay away from mirrors that are in brightly lit rooms!....and as long as you aren't trying to get off a low couch, or made the mistake of sitting on the floor beside the cat, tried to do too much in one day.....darn, there's a lot of times in the day when I'm reminded that I'm a lot older than I used to be:(.

Oh well, at least we're not alone...lots of company right!
 
That's a good song how true, my son in law dumped his wife ( my daughter) for a younger model he's 50 shes 21 just had a child and about 95 kg, he's gained heaps of weight also about the same weight, my daughter is a slim 42 year old 55 kg
 
That's a good song how true, my son in law dumped his wife ( my daughter) for a younger model he's 50 shes 21 just had a child and about 95 kg, he's gained heaps of weight also about the same weight, my daughter is a slim 42 year old 55 kg


That's sure a tragedy for your daughter. Did this happen recently or was it a while back? Well, hopefully whichever it was, she'll soon be feeling like she is better off. Doing her own version of the song you know!
 
That's sure a tragedy for your daughter. Did this happen recently or was it a while back? Well, hopefully whichever it was, she'll soon be feeling like she is better off. Doing her own version of the song you know!

It happened about two years ago, he originally ran off with the aunt of the girl he's with now when that didn't work out he got involved right away with the young one, with the new child he has three children with three different women. My 9 year grandaughter is one of the children.i will try to copy the song and print it when I get home and give it to my daughter( can't print anything off the tablet)
 
It happened about two years ago, he originally ran off with the aunt of the girl he's with now when that didn't work out he got involved right away with the young one, with the new child he has three children with three different women. My 9 year grandaughter is one of the children.i will try to copy the song and print it when I get home and give it to my daughter( can't print anything off the tablet)


Gosh, your daughter is definitely better off without that hound-dog! Hope it works out really great for her now that the bozo is history!. Would serve him right if she can do fabulously and find the real love of her life.

And I don't know how tablets work but it would be even better if you could just give her the link so that she can watch the 'older ladies' sing the song for her to hear. She's sure to find them inspiring. Anyway Kadee, have a lovely day.
 
A 50-year-old comes home and announces to his wife, "I'm leaving you for my 25-year-old secretary."

His also 50-year-old wife replies, "Well, what a coincidence. I've been planning to leave you for my 25-year-old gym trainer, and I'll be twice as lucky with my new relationship as you will be with yours."

"Oh, yeah, how's that going to happen?" he snarls.

"It's purely mathematical," she replies smugly, "25 goes into 50 twice as often as 50 goes into 25."
 


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