Improving Your Mind

[Nautilus]

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones in the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive alcohol intake kills brain cells but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

 

[Rosemarie]

If you're looking for an excuse to keep drinking, I guess that's as good as any.

 

[pleinmont]

Too much alcohol is not advised. I rarely drink any these days, nor does my husband, neither us have ever been inebriated.

 

[Jim W.]

Might not be medically accurate, but it's funny.

 

[Gardenlover]

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones in the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive alcohol intake kills brain cells but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.View attachment 88855

Probably meant as a joke, if not I'd like to see the science sources cited behind the claims regarding the human brain.

 

[Sunny]

OK, time to write a barroom limerick

First line:

To get a lot smarter, I hear....

 

[Jim W.]

OK, time to write a barroom limerick

First line:

To get a lot smarter, I hear....

One should consume large amounts of beer

 

[RadishRose]

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones in the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive alcohol intake kills brain cells but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.View attachment 88855

Wasn't that Cliff Clavin's line on Cheers?

 

[Nautilus]

To get a lot smarter, I hear
one must consume copius beer
and when I got drunk
much smarter I thunk
So now I'm a genius, it's clear.

(Eat your heart out, Edward Lear!)

 

[Kaila]

To get a lot smarter than thou,
I must ride on top of a cow;
With practice, I might not fall off,
And when I conclude I am smart enoff;
I could then try riding a sow.

 

[gennie]

To get a lot smarter, I hear
That it's good to drink mucho more beer
But when I do that
I'm sure to get fat
So I think I'll stay dumber, my dear.

 

[Manatee]

The doctor will spank us if we drink alcohol.

 

[Gardenlover]

The doctor will spank us if we drink alcohol.

Sometimes we just need a good spanking. (Used to be a good *** beating, when I was young and full of piss and vinegar. (Oh, Saturday night's alright for fighting...)

 

[fmdog44]

Probably meant as a joke, if not I'd like to see the science sources cited behind the claims regarding the human brain.

"Probably"?

 

[fmdog44]

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones in the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive alcohol intake kills brain cells but naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.View attachment 88855

At last, the secret of life!! I always believed God came in a frosted mug.

 

[Gary O']

Wasn't that Cliff Clavin's line on Cheers?

yes, but it's a little known fact

One should pay attention to the Cliff notes

 

[Gardenlover]

"Probably"?

Forgive me sparkles, I'm not from that part of town.

 

[RadishRose]

yes, but it's a little known fact

One should pay attention to the Cliff notes

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Thanks for finding it Gary! oh yeah, Cliff notes, LOL

 

[Gary O']

Thanks for finding it Gary! oh yeah, Cliff notes, LOL

Hey, if Cliffy and Al are good with it.....I'm in

 

[Gardenlover]

Hey, if Cliffy and Al are good with it.....I'm in

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Wheres the rest of the gang from the Taproom?

 

[Gary O']

Wheres the rest of the gang from the Taproom?

Hey, it took me five whole minutes

work with me

(Big Al may appear in an episode)

 

[fuzzybuddy]

Nautilus, fess up. You got this off a beer can?

 

[Nautilus]

It was sent to me by a friend. I don't watch TV much and have never seen the show you mention.

 

[StarSong]

Wasn't that Cliff Clavin's line on Cheers?

I recognized it, too, RR.

 

[Lakeland living]

Doctor told me that having a glass of wine, the better stuff or an ounce of liquor will help you digest your food.
Tonight, home made shepherds pie followed by an ounce of Brandy for the date of Dec 9 2021.