In love

B

Bonzo

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Location
East London
My son said
dad when was the first time you fell in love

i said i was eighteen i walked in to a bar
and spotted the most beautiful blonde girl
i'd ever seen and cupid fired his arrow
the second i saw her

he said so what happened dad

i said nothing unfortunately the arrow missed
and hit your frigging mother
 

2 old women chatting to one and other

everytime i sneeze she said i have a orgasm

her friend replied are you taken anything for it

yeah she replied pepper
 

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