Inappropriate laughter

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​Where is the worst place you have had a fit of the giggles or laughed uncontrollably?
 

In a hotel last year, a buffet style lunch, the man serving the meats was cross eyed, he looked at me and asked which I would like and I thought he was looking at someone else, my daughter was in hysterics so it was her fault and we weren’t laughing at the unfortunate man but the situation (and she was laughing at my confusion, the wicked little minx) !
 

Once as a boy when having an eye exam. The optometrist leaning over my face with a blinding light just seemed to be an absurd situation, although possibly it was a way of my dealing with tension...
 
A few years back I needed root canal and had to go to a dentist I didn't know. He was young and looked perfectly fine when we talked but as soon as he put the mask on it was a different story.

His nose took on a life of its own and was wiggling all over under the mask. I didn't know a nose could move like that. Needless to say It was next to impossible to contain myself. I couldn't make a sound with his hand and tools in my mouth I'm sure tears were streaming down my face. I hope he thought I was crying in pain. My eyes must have looked crossed following his nose around and my belly was jiggling around with muffled laughter which I hoped he couldn't see .
 
Fixed up on a date by my best buddy. We were doubling. When we walked into the apartment, to pick up our dates, mine was so ugly that I cracked up. My buddy did likewise. I quickly said we had heard this joke on the radio, driving over. I "started feeling sick" a half hour into the date, so we drove the gals back home. I went to give her a little hug, and she grabbed me and tried to kiss me, open-mouthed. I pulled away, and we both laughed, nervously, for a second. That was that.
 
i was laughing when a policeman stopped me---my youngest son was 16 and had long hair and a bandana arround his head--i was driving a 69 plymouth valiant and if you didnt pull hard the headlights wouldnt come all the way on---so this police man pulled up behind me for me to stop--my son says to me what are my --friends gonna think there he is dressed like a hippie i started laughing and couldnt stop and the policeman had asked me if i have been drinking
 
In the classroom in school. I'm sure it's happened other times, but just can't think of any at the moment.
 
At my grandfather's funeral. One of my foster brothers was a fantastic organist and my grandmother had asked him to play at the funeral. At the end of the funeral, she wanted to be in the room with the coffin by herself and requested that he play "The Old Rugged Cross" while she was in there, that being my grandfather's favorite hymn.

The rest of us are in the next room and he starts playing. He starts out normally but starts adding trills and crescendos and adagios and fortissimos and everything else you can think of until it is worthy of a Liberace concert at his best. He's going up the keys and down the keys and all but playing with his feet. That organ was smokin'

I got the giggles, my sisters got the giggles. Everybody got the giggles. We'd calm down and one of us would look at another and we'd start back up again. My mother is snapping at us, "GET OUT OF THIS ROOM!! YOU'D BETTER NOT LET YOUR GRANDMOTHER SEE YOU LAUGHING!!!" So, we hied off to the ladies' room and splashed water on our faces. We managed to hold it together for the rest of the time.

My grandmother, of course, though the rendition wonderful.
 

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