Is this bear for real

Yes. Recruited by the Council for the waste management team. Works cheap, no unions, stronger and less likely to claim sickness benefits than a human.
Council are still working on getting around a staffing problem due to their propensity to curl up and shut down in winter, but they are proving excellent and efficient employees over the summer months.

A genetic research team is working on back breeding small hairy elephants to eventually produce a compact Woolly Mammoth which could cover the workload during the colder season. Will keep you posted on how that goes. :cool:
 
They are smart and resourceful. Meanwhile . . . back at camp...

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I saw that bear on the news some time back. Seems the company was having trouble with their dumpsters and they put a camera out there and caught the bear stealing them..He sure acts like he knows what he's doing!
 
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