Isn't It a Bummer When .......

[Catlady]

 

[Catlady]

 

[Catlady]

 

[treeguy64]

......you're on your death bed and, a few breaths from your last, you suddenly realize that you forgot to take your ex-spouse off of one of your bigger life insurance policies that's still in effect!

 

[toffee]

when you just had your hair done ---

 

[Ken N Tx]

 

[Fyrefox]

...you fancy that the friendly, smiling McDonalds cashier is flirting with you, then she asks you if you're eligible for the senior citizen discount...

 

[StarSong]

When you're out soliciting and this is posted:
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I NEED one of these!!!!

 

[JustBonee]

You have everything together to make a recipe and find you don't have one of the ingredients on hand.

Yes, maddening. ... have done that a few times.

 

[Catlady]

You have everything together to make a recipe and find you don't have one of the ingredients on hand.

And when you google for a substitution, you don't have any of them either.

 

[RadishRose]

You get to the supermarket with a long list and realize you left your bags at home

 

[Catlady]

You get in your car to go to a doctor appointment and the battery is dead. And then have to pay $50 fee for no show. Double bummer!

 

[StarSong]

You get to the supermarket with a long list and realize you left your bags at home

I get to the supermarket with my bags and realize I left my long list on the kitchen counter.

 

[Ladybj]

Great post... these are tooooo funny!!!!

 

[treeguy64]

This actually happened to me: You're about to be put under, prior to your seven year colonoscopy, and the attending nurse says to you, in a low, soothing voice: "You may feel an intense, momentary burning sensation at the site of the IV needle."

Gee, thank you so, effing, much! I mean, those could have been the last words I ever heard, this time around. I remembered them when I came to, and I really wanted to yell at that woman, but I wanted to get home, more, so we left.

It was just stupid, maybe even sadistic, on her part. The anesthesia works lightning fast. Even if I felt an intense burn for a millisecond, I would have gone under near-instantaneously, so screw that warning! All it did, in reality, was make me think, "Why are you telling me this, now?" right before I was out. Not cool, one bit.

If they want a patient to know about a burning sensation, which I never felt, then give that patient the warning well before you wheel him/her into the procedure room.

Bummer, indeed!

 

[Gardenlover]

I get to the supermarket with my bags and realize I left my long list on the kitchen counter.

When I get to the store and have forgotten my wallet.

 

[Ladybj]

This is a true story.. When you tell your GYN doc you have no Faith in medical doctors. I had my annual today and actually said that to my doc. She said, I am a doctor.. I said, I am not talking about you. Which I wasn't..but if the shoe fit.

 

[win231]

You sink your teeth into a sandwich, and they stay there.

 

[win231]

A woman slaps you just because she was wearing a designer blouse that said "Guess" on it, & you asked, "Implants?

 

[HazyDavey]

You go camping and forget the tent stakes..

 

[MarciKS]

When you're minding your own business & you are suddenly in the line of site with a butt crack.

 

[squatting dog]

 

[squatting dog]