It was a dark and stormy night>>>

[Whisper]

who lived next door. Charles and Meatloaf often rode bikes together and roller skated, the best of friends. Times were good until Jill moved into the neighborhood. Tension grew between them because Jill...

 

[Butterfly]

was the prettiest girl in school and flirted with both of them. Charles was becoming obsessed with Jill, and . . . .

 

[IKE]

Jill became scared when she noticed Charles's obsessed, jealous and sometimes controlling personality so she went to Meatloaf and ask him to..........

 

[HazyDavey]

see if he was the one stealing her skate keys, finally..

 

[IKE]

after skirting around the subject for a moment by talking about the skate keys Jill finally came right out and ask Meatloaf to confront Charles about his obsession with her but not to........

 

[HazyDavey]

say anything about the new skateboard Meatloaf had bought her, but Charles lost his marbles and..

 

[myfeethurt]

took jills new skateboard down to the old ---

 

[Aunt Bea]

levy in his Chevy but the levy was dry...

 

[Sunny]

and lots of good old boys were standing around drinking whiskey and rye,

 

[Butterfly]

But since Charles didn't want this to be the day that he died, he took the skateboard and left it on Meatloaf's porch, along with a bag of dog poop . . . .

 

[Pappy]

Which he lit afire with a match, rang the doorbell and.....

 

[Whisper]

took off down the driveway, hiding back behind the barn in the wood pile. The fire grew right before Charles eyes as Meatloaf wasn't home. He ran off to...

 

[HazyDavey]

the store to buy some hot dogs & marshmallows but..

 

[beneDictus]

...which was when he discovered that grandma had actually re-located three days previously, and that he was in the house of total strangers...

 

[maybenot]

which took the words right outta his mouth, but then

 

[Whisper]

Charles illegitimate brother, Floyd showed up, after a stint in the pokey. Charles mouth dropped open when...

 

[Butterfly]

he saw all the prison tats his brother had all over him, and the gun in his hand . . . .

 

[Pappy]

which was carved out of soap. He approached Charles and said.....