It was a dark and stormy night>>>

[Falcon]

The thick fog caused Charles to turn on his windshield wipers.

He peered through the windshield to see where he was going, when suddenly, ~~~~~

(Now it's your turn.................)

 

[Marie5656]

, ...when suddenly a shot rang out....

 

[Grumpy Ol' Man]

... shattering the windshield. The slug passed through the glass, taking off part of Charles' .........

 

[Victor Meldrew]

....steering wheel.....

 

[Ruthanne]

....and all of a sudden...

 

[Callie]

the car veered to the edge of the pavement, and Charles grabbed..

 

[deesierra]

.....onto his toupee so it wouldn't fly out the shattered windshield.

 

[jujube]

Up ahead, the sky lit up like a firework display....

 

[Ruthanne]

...as the lightning flashed repeatedly and then the thunder boomed...

 

[jujube]

.....like a whole orchestra of kettledrums or maybe they were bongo drums but they were some kind of drums and they were making his head hurt so he....

 

[Butterfly]

reached up and touched his forehead, only to find he was bleeding profusely. He tried to find his cell phone in the dark to call for help, but . . . .

 

[IKE]

but couldn't......luckily he did remember that he was chewing Bazooka bubble gum which he used to plug the wound in his forehead and then continued on his way to.......

 

[Wintermint]

his original destination, which was to the local town hall where a rehearsal was due to be held.

 

[IKE]

for the play Little Red Riding Hood where, because he was transgender, he wanted the role of Lil' Red Riding Hood but alas it was not meant to be so he then went on his way to......

 

[Aunt Bea]

grandma's house where he wolfed down a couple of donuts and a glass of ice cold milk

 

[IKE]

but only after calming himself from finding Grandma and the Big Bad Wolf in a passionate embrace when entering her cottage. After finishing the donuts and milk he again continued on his journey to......

 

[Pappy]

Oz, but after following the yellow brick road for miles he......

 

[IKE]

came upon Dorthy, the Scarecrow and the Tin Man sitting on the side of the yellow brick road laughing uncontrollably after they'd found......

 

[Victor Meldrew]

....pictures of the cowardly lion wearing women's sexy lingerie and holding up a.....

 

[IKE]

current copy of the 'Fredrick's of Hollywood' catalog showing him on the cover scantly clad and sitting on the lap of......

 

[Victor Meldrew]

...Donald Trump, who was trying to grab what he thought was the Cowardly Lion's.....

 

[HazyDavey]

...Cell Phone, so he could tweet..

 

[jujube]

...."A wall! I'm going to build a wall....."

 

[Jackie22]

"...and the wall will be amazing, but first ..."

 

[Callie]

I have to adjust my toupee, and then, I'll...