It was a dark and stormy night>>>

[Jackie22]

"....be able to get my halo back on before..."

 

[Victor Meldrew]

"....the 'fake news' finds out about it and...."

 

[Butterfly]

I'm sunk." Charlie left him because he was sick of politics, and decided to go to the motel up the road . . . .

 

[Victor Meldrew]

....that was owned by a nice man named Norman Bates and his mother....

 

[Aunt Bea]

Norma. After a quick shower he went to the motel office to inquire about

 

[Victor Meldrew]

....the blood curdling screams that seemed to be coming from the walls....

 

[Whisper]

Lightning struck. Darkness fell upon the office...

 

[Butterfly]

Charles looked around for a way out, but there was no light at all. He heard footsteps coming toward him and . . . .

 

[Aunt Bea]

someone yelled surprise!!!

 

[HazyDavey]

It was the milkman, who ran away with his wife years ago but had come back to tell him..

 

[Victor Meldrew]

...if he'd take her back, he'd make sure to supply her and Charles with a lifetime supply of free.....

 

[Pappy]

buttermilk and saltine crackers but first he said he must.......

 

[Butterfly]

be sure she was over her morning sickness for the day . . . .

 

[myfeethurt]

feed the horse and clean up the ----

 

[Whisper]

kitchen from the wild party last night where...

 

[Butterfly]

the police had left a mess when they came to arrest the Chippendales, who had crashed the party.

 

[deesierra]

And Charles was still hanging on to his toupee on the side of the road and wondering what all the gunshots and fireworks were all about. Was his life in danger????

 

[HazyDavey]

off in the distance, a mariachi band was playing Happy Birthday ..

 

[Aunt Bea]

dear Elvis, Happy Birthday to you...

 

[Butterfly]

Charles suddenly felt very dizzy and lost consciousness . . . .

 

[Whisper]

When he awoke his toupee was missing, he was in a panic and...

 

[Aunt Bea]

still those voices are calling from far away...

 

[Pappy]

Charlie...Charlie.....Where's the beef? Last time Charlie checked, it was........

 

[Victor Meldrew]

....on top of his head.

In his sleep addled panic and confusion, he had put a large piece of raw beef on his head thinking it was his toupee.

As soon as he realized his mistake he....

 

[Pappy]

had to check and ran into the kitchen and washed the ketchup off his.....