Geez, Phil, that name would confuse the daylights out of me.
That brings me to another drives-me-crazy misuse of the language: what's so hard about using "I" and "me" correctly? People will say, for instance, "George took John and I to dinner" when it should be John and me. If John hadn't been included, the sentence would become "George took I to dinner"; therefore, "George took John and me to dinner"!
When the sentence can stand alone without the conjunction and other name(s), it's easy to know whether to use I or me. Here's another for instance: "George, John and I went to dinner". If John and George hadn't gone along, we certainly wouldn't say "Me went to dinner".
The drives-me-crazy part is that those two words are misused in print and on radio/TV broadcasts with regularity by newscasters, celebrities and ordinary citizens.
We used to complain that Johnny can't read. Now Johnny can't speak, either.