Keep it going!

I went to sleep in my Julie London tshirt and thought I had peed the bed. It turns out that I had just cried me a river.

I went to sleep in my Gladys Knight and the Pips t-shirt and woke up on the midnight train to Georgia.

I went to sleep in my Jerry Lee Lewis t-shirt and thought the house was on fire. It was just great balls of fire.

I went to sleep in my Michael Jackson t-shirt. Billie Jean was hogging the covers.

I went to sleep in my Abba t-shirt. I had to ask the Dancing Queen to stop at midnight.

Went to sleep in my The Animals t-shirt and woke up in the House of the Rising Sun.

Went to sleep in my Count Basie t-shirt. I wish he'd realize that I don't appreciate him jumping around at 1 o'clock when I have to get up at 6.

Went to sleep in my Tony Bennett t-shirt. I had to sleep in my t-shirt because I had left my nightshirt in San Francisco.

Went to sleep in my Jimmy Buffet t-shirt. Had to get up three times because I had had too many margaritas.

Went to sleep in my Bill Ray Cyrus t-shirt. My achy-breaky heart had me up all night with palpitations.
 
Went to sleep in my Joni Mitchell tee-shirt, and woke up in a Big Yellow Taxi 😲
Went to sleep in my Aretha Franklin tee-shirt, and woke up feeling like a Natural Woman 💃
Went to sleep in my Sheryl Crow tee-shirt, and woke up on Santa Monica Blvd.
Went to sleep in my James Taylor tee-shirt, and woke Up On A Roof o_O
Went to sleep in my Andy Williams tee-shirt, and woke up on Moon River.
 

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