Khufu Pyramid

Recent archaeological findings, as well as new translations of text from the Rosetta Stone, have indicated that the building of the famed Khufu Pyramid, also known as the Cheops Pyramid at Giza, may have been financed by a guy named Eddie.

HiDesertHal
 

Dear Falcon and jujube:

Several respected Archeological Societies and an eminent Egyptologist have stated that I'm not at liberty to divulge any further information on the matter until pertinent findings can be authenticated.

Once they have become authenticated, the Media will make the story available to the Public.

Yours,
Harold


 
Pshaw! I'll put Eddie up against Bubba-Hotep any day. Anybody (other than me and maybe five other people in the world) ever see the movie "Bubba Ho-Tep"?

The plot involves The Really Really Old Elvis and a guy who claims to be JFK (played by Ossie Davis, of course) in a nursing home trying to fight an ancient evil mummy named Bubba-Hotep who's killing and taking the souls of the other residents.

That's a couple of hours I'll never get back again, until I'm resurrected as Amon-Ju-Ju-Be-Ra and rule the world again. THEN there's going to be some changes made....
 

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