Knock Knock

[ohioboy]

Q: Who is there

A: Little old lady.






Q: Little old lady who.

A: I did not know you could yodel.

 

[Gaer]

First giggle today!

Thanks!

 

[SetWave]

 

[SetWave]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

No, to get to your house.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

The chicken

 

[ohioboy]

Policeman finds an old man wandering the streets crying. He stops and asks the old man what's wrong? The old man said "Oh I have a knockout broad at my house, beautiful figure, hot to trot, and ready to make steamy hot love to me".
The officer said "Why are you crying". The old man said "I forgot where I live"

 

[Sassycakes]

Knock knock. Who's there? Yah.

Yah who? No thanks, I use Bing or Google!

 

[Sassycakes]

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[Sassycakes]

 

[Pappy]

Drunk leaning against the lamp pole.
Cop comes alone and says, better go home cause nobody’s there.
Drunk tells cop, there must be, there’s a light on upstairs.

 

[Pappy]

Knock knock.
Hello, is this room one one one one?
No, it’s room eleven eleven.