Lazy as i get older

[Bonzo]

I'm getting lazier as I get older

for example I used to trim my
toenails every week

now I just wear bigger shoes

 

[Butterfly]

Now I just go to the nail place and let them do 'em. In my defense, though, it's almost impossible for me to do them myself any more because of the joys of arthritis.

 

[Phoenix]

If I don't trim my toenails they cut into the toe next to them even when I'm wearing sandals.

 

[Ruthanne]

Oh my toenails grow so fast it seems. I can't keep up with them!

 

[Manatee]

It is time to cut them when you can perch in a tree.

 

[Phoenix]

I learned that fast growing toe nails are for helping you work in the garden. Now, Manatee thanks to you I know they will also help me stay perched in the tree at night. Whew. I kept falling out.