Left hand or Right hand?

[Chet]

Left or right, but wipe up or wipe down? Aye, there's the rub.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Left or right, but wipe up or wipe down? Aye, there's the rub.

And for some, a rub-a-dub-dub! ROFLMAO!

 

[jujube]

In the Arab world of yore, a thief had his right hand chopped off. The right hand was his "eating" hand. The left hand served as toilet paper and it was a no-no to eat with the left hand, with good reason. So, cut off the "eating hand" and, in theory at least, he starves to death.